First of all, I would like to point out that the alien used in the new Indiana Jones movie is the same one from Independence Day.
The series of letters go out to people who have touched my life recently.
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Dear subject of harassment,
It was brought to my attention by your chivalrous ami that I have been messing with you. I guess not talking to you for the last couple of months means harassment these days. Apparently, the sharing of my favorite Mint Mojito gum before class starts, falls in the same category also. In which case, I sincerely apologize for my morally and socially objectionable behavior. Enjoy the rest of your summer!
carefully atoning for my sins,
nK
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Dear protector of the harassed,
The using of someone else's name to initiate pleasant conversation and then attacking with a frightful threat raised it to a whole new level. It was brilliant! How could I not see that you weren't who you said you were? Glad to be friends with such extra ordinary, not to mention gallant minds.
in complete awe,
-nK
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